My Horoscopes; Only The Good Ones

I am An Aries; if you didn't already Know...
- While talking politics at a cocktail party, you will accidentally admit you did not know that America was an actual country.
- Doing a runner from a restaurant can make you feel so alive. Better yet, run from the restaurant into a taxi. Then do a runner from the taxi.
-You’ll meet an attractive stranger and offer to walk her home, only to discover she lives 1500km away. The walk will kill you both.
-Don’t let the fact that your soul mate is a fictional character discourage you in your quest for love. Your friends may laugh at you behind your back, but hey, they always did.
-A pet can be wonderful company. This week, buy a pet, but choose wisely. Never buy an animal that is big enough to actually eat you.
-It's hard not to take it personally when the 24-hour convenience store closes only when you approach. Try losing the balaclava this week for a fresh, new outlook.
-Aries are often hindered by suspicion that people are gossiping about them. Cast these worries aside the stars confirm that they are. Congrats: no more paranoia!
-They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you'll find that a single bullet will actually keep the doctor away permanently. I'm just saying...
-Never apologise for anything, even if you are clearly in the wrong. People will respect you for it, even if they also hate you. Sorry.

Just Some Quotes

Talent is unlimited, Fame is universal. Fear is obsolete, failure is not an option.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Career Choices

So my friend, Laura, and I have been thinking about everything and we have decided that next time some one asks us what we want to do with our lives after highschool, like careers and shit, we will say that we want to open a funeral home together, I will be the funeral planner and Laura will be the corspe beautician (or whatever they call them).
This will be our new morbid joke just between us two.
We then decided to make pudding as we love pudding, and I will just say it failed, miserably. So we failed at making pudding, and the joke progressed to us having a funeral home that sells crappy pudding as its only food source and everyone would have to eat this pudding, Halarious!
Laura also made a fool of herself she had this dream about buying pudding in a red box with a dove on the front (it dosen't exsist but she would 't believe me) so we decided that our funeral home would be painted red with a white dove on the sign, lovley.
Laura and I also have a weird obsession with cap guns and knifes, really all weapons and shit like that in general. So she has these three new cap guns and they are awesome, but only about half metal and the other plastic. So we decided that our funeral home would also sell full-metal cap guns as either like gifts or as a form of general entertainment for the grieving families.
Yes I know my idea of a career is weird and of course I would never actually do it, but it is fun to joke about inapropriate things like corpses and etc but it is still fun.
And so I will bid you ado and talk to you later. As my story is now over.
Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Invisible Pens

Hello Again,
So I spent the last three days at my friends place as I was bored and had nothing else to do.
And We decided to pass the time with in the city. We eventually found our way into Australian Geographic, A great shop if I do say so myself. So we looked around and found invisible pens a great invention. So we decided that we would write all over my friends wall, it was great as you can't see it without the black light and she will probably forget all about it until later and get a awesome suprise when she looks back later.
But anyway will talk later as I have to go and watch TV.
Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Long Time No Write

Hello again,
I know I havn't written in ages and there are two reasons for this:
1. My stepsister lives on the internet and for some unknown reason I am not allowed internet in my room so there is one place that it is connected in our crazy fucking house and 2. I kinda of have nothing to write about up until now.
So my life as I see it. I have been quite busy as my Friends and I have began to make a movie, of the horror genre, and we have been writing the script. I will admit it will be one of those crappy amateur movies that are so embarrasing to watch it is not even that funny. But I can none the less hope for it to be different. It is kinda about this death loop like thing that is situated in a boarding school, when I write it down it kinda sounds cliche but what can one do, not much. So we are doing this and it is really fun although, some friedns can be seen as a hinderance on some occasions rather than an aid. But I still love them.
The second most interesting thing in my life right about now is that my sister and I have decided for some crazy reason to enter a literary competition and I no matter how crazy it sounds feel as if we have a fighting chance to win. We have entered a poem, two short stories and a non-fiction prose in the guise of a opinionative column. I am unsure as of when it is being judged but I promise I will let you know how it all goes.
Then there is a great topic of me suddenly getting really into Asian Music as of yet I am unsure as to how this happened but some of it is, I will say it, Amazing. There is this Japanese group that is totally and fully computer generated but actually sounds like real people, I know soon we wont even need people, Ah life what a greate thing, advancement is! and please remind me to post a list of My rocket poweres awesomeness playlist so you can here it too.
While we are on the topic of music and awesomness, I want to do something with my singing but as of yet I don't know what I can do. I am thinking of entering the Arts Fest at school as a way to start off but I just don't know, I have this major problem called cronic laziness and I just don't know what to do about it.
Happily I have began my new Art topic and I have been given the over laying theme of Surrealism, which is great as I can basically do anything! I have chosen to do a three canvas artwork, that is laced in the theme of 'The corruption of childhood" for some unknown reason. It will depict a small boy slowly becoming a skeleton and the environment around him slowly dying and so forth. I am feeling that it is a bit morbid but I can't back out now as I have finailised my design with my teacher.
I am pretty certain that I have written your ear off and I should probably stop before you bleed to death, but do not cry dear friends as I will return one day and write once more, when you have healed and are well again. So alas my time here grows short and I must leave.
So thank-you and Goodbye.
Xoxo Alexandra Louise.