My Horoscopes; Only The Good Ones

I am An Aries; if you didn't already Know...
- While talking politics at a cocktail party, you will accidentally admit you did not know that America was an actual country.
- Doing a runner from a restaurant can make you feel so alive. Better yet, run from the restaurant into a taxi. Then do a runner from the taxi.
-You’ll meet an attractive stranger and offer to walk her home, only to discover she lives 1500km away. The walk will kill you both.
-Don’t let the fact that your soul mate is a fictional character discourage you in your quest for love. Your friends may laugh at you behind your back, but hey, they always did.
-A pet can be wonderful company. This week, buy a pet, but choose wisely. Never buy an animal that is big enough to actually eat you.
-It's hard not to take it personally when the 24-hour convenience store closes only when you approach. Try losing the balaclava this week for a fresh, new outlook.
-Aries are often hindered by suspicion that people are gossiping about them. Cast these worries aside the stars confirm that they are. Congrats: no more paranoia!
-They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you'll find that a single bullet will actually keep the doctor away permanently. I'm just saying...
-Never apologise for anything, even if you are clearly in the wrong. People will respect you for it, even if they also hate you. Sorry.

Just Some Quotes

Talent is unlimited, Fame is universal. Fear is obsolete, failure is not an option.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
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Friday, June 19, 2009

Career Choices

So my friend, Laura, and I have been thinking about everything and we have decided that next time some one asks us what we want to do with our lives after highschool, like careers and shit, we will say that we want to open a funeral home together, I will be the funeral planner and Laura will be the corspe beautician (or whatever they call them).
This will be our new morbid joke just between us two.
We then decided to make pudding as we love pudding, and I will just say it failed, miserably. So we failed at making pudding, and the joke progressed to us having a funeral home that sells crappy pudding as its only food source and everyone would have to eat this pudding, Halarious!
Laura also made a fool of herself she had this dream about buying pudding in a red box with a dove on the front (it dosen't exsist but she would 't believe me) so we decided that our funeral home would be painted red with a white dove on the sign, lovley.
Laura and I also have a weird obsession with cap guns and knifes, really all weapons and shit like that in general. So she has these three new cap guns and they are awesome, but only about half metal and the other plastic. So we decided that our funeral home would also sell full-metal cap guns as either like gifts or as a form of general entertainment for the grieving families.
Yes I know my idea of a career is weird and of course I would never actually do it, but it is fun to joke about inapropriate things like corpses and etc but it is still fun.
And so I will bid you ado and talk to you later. As my story is now over.
Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

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