So my friend, Laura, and I have been thinking about everything and we have decided that next time some one asks us what we want to do with our lives after highschool, like careers and shit, we will say that we want to open a funeral home together, I will be the funeral planner and Laura will be the corspe beautician (or whatever they call them).
This will be our new morbid joke just between us two.
We then decided to make pudding as we love pudding, and I will just say it failed, miserably. So we failed at making pudding, and the joke progressed to us having a funeral home that sells crappy pudding as its only food source and everyone would have to eat this pudding, Halarious!
Laura also made a fool of herself she had this dream about buying pudding in a red box with a dove on the front (it dosen't exsist but she would 't believe me) so we decided that our funeral home would be painted red with a white dove on the sign, lovley.
Laura and I also have a weird obsession with cap guns and knifes, really all weapons and shit like that in general. So she has these three new cap guns and they are awesome, but only about half metal and the other plastic. So we decided that our funeral home would also sell full-metal cap guns as either like gifts or as a form of general entertainment for the grieving families.
Yes I know my idea of a career is weird and of course I would never actually do it, but it is fun to joke about inapropriate things like corpses and etc but it is still fun.
And so I will bid you ado and talk to you later. As my story is now over.
Xoxo Alexandra Louise.
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