Do you know what is totally embarrassing?

· Pretending to talk on your phone, when it rings
· Tripping down a flight of stairs, then spilling your noodles
· After spilling your noodles getting hit in the head by a pencil case throne in your direction
· Continuing to talk to someone even though they have left the room
· Singing along to music no one else can hear
· When you're sick and you sneeze really loudly in public
· When your speaking to someone you have just met and you have to repeat something and no one understands
· When you need something and you can't find it even though it is right in front of your face
· Dancing really badly when you think no one else is there, then some comes in and sees you
· When you make a joke but nobody thinks it is really funny
· When you laugh at yourself
· When you try not to cough or sneeze and you look really pained
· When you have a laughing fit in public and everyone looks at you
· When you forget what you are saying half way through you sentence
· When you remember something in public and you say it really loudly
· The TC group
· When you are so tired that you laugh at everything
· When you are so tired that you laugh at everything and someone tells you something really sad and you laugh at them (for example someone tells you that their grandma just died)
· When you sit on a chair and it creaks really loudly
· When you're in public and you go to the toilet in your stockings (don't ask)
· When you're walking around and you're nappy starts falling apart (once again don't ask)
· When you turn around and run into a wall
· When somebody is teasing you when you're in the room
· When you're talking to someone and they make a joke and you don't get it
· When your blonde and someone makes a comment about all blondes being dumb and you tell them that not all blondes are dumb, then you turn around and run into a wall
· When you're laughing at someone and you walk into a wall
· Swearing when a teacher is standing behind you
· Swearing to a tune
· When you say something about someone when they are behind you
· When you don't want to be friends with someone and they just don't get it
· Jesse McCartney
· Bad photos
· People seeing bad photos of you
· Leather pants

These are the things that scare the shit out of me

These are the things that scare the shit out of me:
· CLOWNS!
· Man eating Clowns
· Shadows
· Man eating Shadows
· Statues
· Man eating Statues
· Zombies
· Man eating Zombies
· Mirrors
· Man eating Mirrors
· Postmen
· Man eating Postmen
· Aliens
· Man eating Aliens
· Windows
· Man eating Windows
· People in Windows
· Man eating People in Windows
· Reflections
· Man eating Reflections
· Bad Luck
· Man eating Bad Luck
· Vents
· Man eating Vents
· Cannibal Ghosts
· Man eating Cannibal Ghosts
· Lamingtons
· Man eating Lamingtons
· Jesse McCartney
· Man eating Jesse McCartney's
· Demons
· Man eating Demons
· Leather Pants
· Man eating Leather Pants
· Killer bees
· Man eating Killer Bees
· Trees at night
· Man eating Trees at night
· Rabbits
· Man eating Rabbits
· Romance novels
· Man eating Romance Novels
· Bad movies
· Man eating Bad movies
· Reevers
· Man eating Reevers
· Drowning
· Man eating Drowning
· Burning Alive
· Man eating Burning Alive
· Getting crushed but a vending machine
· Getting crushed by a Man eating vending machine
Thats about all...ok you may say that some of these are totally Irational, but i bet you are scared of most of these things as well

We Must Be MAD – The Cold War (Final Update)

I have now Officially finished my assignment and I pretty much leave out large chunks of history in order to fit it in to 1, 113 words. I don’t know how I did it but it is done and I never have to think about it again. Well not until tomorrow when I have to remember to print it out and actually hand it in so I don’t fail. After all my efforts imagine if I failed…I don’t even want to think….
Oh well if I fail I fail cause I did try my best, because I always do, yeah not really.
I also realized that I have to do my research book tomorrow in tutorial and that sucks since I have seven pages of research and that is not enough, I mean fifty years of War into seven pages of crappy notes doesn’t work and is kinda impossible.
Now that I have finished my Modern Assignment I will turn my attention to my Art which I should have already handed in a draft of but I haven’t started. Oh well it is only Art Theory and an important part of my art mark this semester. Ah once again my life feels kinda like a black abyss of doom…
Anyways I am going to leave and I don’t know maybe sleep…
Talk later

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

We Must Be Mad - The Cold War (update)

My assignment is going no where since it has taken me about five hours to write about two hundred and six words...two hundred and six out of one thousand...i am ashamed of myself. But i keep getting distracted like right now i am writing this blog entry but i really shouldn't be doing this. Now back to the coal mines of my life.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

We Must Be Mad - The Cold War

I have a new assignment right for Modern History, it is entitled We Must Be Mad The Cold War which is all well and good, if they didn’t expect us to right a thousand words on fifty fucking years of History! That is pretty much impossible and let’s face it insane. And to top it all off they want us to blame a country either America or The USSR, how are we meant to do that? I just don’t see it being possible.
And now to the thing that tops it all off I haven’t started and it is due tomorrow in fourth period, I know can my life get any better. Ok so I am not saying my life is the hardest because I know that somewhere out there about two million or maybe more people’s lives are harder than mine. But right now mine to me seems the most important since I don’t want to fail.
I am thinking about what I can do I don’t want to blame America and I don’t want to blame the USSR, but I don’t have enough time or enough words to blame them both. People are stupid and really shouldn’t take part in wars if some unsuspecting Modern History student has to then later right about it in 1000 words give or take. It just can’t be done well.
Ok my rant is over…

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Life on Other Places than Earth….I am Talking About Aliens

"Probably the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has tried to contact us.” I was thinking about this quote. And it made me laugh, because it was so true. I mean what self respecting Alien would try and talk to use, if you think about it we aren’t doing anything that will help anyone or anything, think about it Global Warming, Killing off other animals and let’s face it what aren’t we killing.
I really think the only reason an Alien would come here is to help us see how crappy we are being as an independent race, and what Alien would waste its time trying to make us see, what scientists have been trying to tell us all this time. It just doesn’t seem worth it.
Ok put your hand up if you believe in Aliens. Ok so I hope at least one of you raised your hand, because if you didn’t I am going to start feeling like an idiot with what I am going to say next. I believe in aliens. Not the little green men we see in cartoons but life on other planets, yes I am a firm believer. I mean what gives our galaxy and planet the right to have life but no other place can, that’s not fare.
It just stands to reason that some were in space, there are many other planets with Life, maybe not intelligent, I never said intelligent, I mean look at use as a race if I started saying intelligent life meaning life like us I would be very hypocritical.
I don’t really have any more to say I just wanted to let you guys know what I was thinking.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Women…who knew we were the gateway to hell?

So I was in my Study of Religion class on Thursday and we started a new unit right…no harm done. Yeah not yet maybe but this topic makes me feel unloved as a gender. I mean who knew that religious men hated women so much. I didn’t.
Our new topic is Religious Texts form a women perspective and that is simple enough, but the difficult thing is trying to understand how they can possibly blame everything on one incident that wasn’t even a women’s fault.
We did this activity right, and we had to choose a quote from a religious man from a certain era and write down what it is saying about women in sacred texts. My favorite quote of the day was “Women should be covered in shame at the thought of being a woman” I mean what does that even mean?
Another one said that women were the gateway to hell, and I remember thinking yeah just forget everything women do for you I mean we don’t bear you children or run your houses, sometimes I just don’t understand how people believe in some things.
But I did think that it was nice one quote implied we were royalty I mean he said we were the queens of the sparkling floors. Wait, that isn’t a good thing. Now they’re saying all were good for is cleaning. Just keep questioning it.
I mean just thinking about this gives me the creeping willies as some would say. I mean just blame women for everything, like it is a well believed thought of religious men that women are the cause of sin, just because we supposedly we ate some important piece of fruit (I don’t understand either I mean why make an important fruit, why not something cool like an iPhone or a Care Bear.)That a stupid snake tricked us into eating (not that I dislike normal self respecting snakes that don’t go and trick people into eating things they aren’t meant to eat) and then gave some to ‘Adam’ or man. Adam didn’t need to eat any of this fruit but he did and then we get blamed it wasn’t our fault can God not see that.
And do you know what God’s punishment for us was, that giving birth would be painful and that our ‘husbands’ would rule over us. That was going to happen anyway, just think it through.
I don’t really think he thought this punishment through. I mean all Adam got was “By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food”. I think he would have eaten before this. I mean really God favoritism much.
But I will have to admit I really like this quote from Genesis 3, it is just so Awesome I think is the only way I could describe it. “Until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return." I mean how awesome is that quote? I know you all agree.
But I think you all have to remember to take this one fact from this blog, Women are the gateway to hell, no not really take what you want believe what you want and I will talk to you again.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Everyone, Go In To Lockdown

Hello again.
I think it is my responsibility to tell you all how stupid my school is even if you don’t know what school that is.
I mean they have suddenly gotten all scared about intruders and Lockdown practice after that stabbing incident at Lorries. I mean no one knows when it is going to happen. But my school has decided that we all need to know what is going to happen if our school goes into Lockdown.
And don’t get me wrong this is all understandable but is just the way they are going about it. I mean they don’t think we understand that if there is someone in the school that we don’t go and investigate. I mean how stupid do they think we are.
And I just found out that if we are out and about in the school when they call a lockdown that we are to make our way to a designated area for the section of the school. One of them is if we are in the open grass oval of our school we are to make our way to the top of a three level building; because that’s safe, I mean because an intruder can’t make their way up a couple of staircases.
And I was thinking what would they say if an intruder was in the school? Would they sound an alarm or would they use some sort of code word? And so I voiced my question, and the answer was they would say ‘There is an intruder in the school, every one go into lockdown’, I mean how subtle is that!?’
I mean because an intruder isn’t going to get that one, they aren’t going to understand that we know they’re there. I mean don’t you think that you would want them to think that everything Is fine so you can call the police and they can get like I don’t know caught? Because that is what I would do.
I just don’t understand what is going on in there thick fucking heads. And they were saying that if you get approached you should run, “No way I didn’t even think of trying to get away”, I mean really what do they think we are going to do walk over to them ask them out for dinner? They are so stupid!
Well I think I have finished ranting for the time being, but I will always be back.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Stalking...Me? No!

I have discovered that taking a photo of someone in a public place without their permission is seen by many people as stalking and the fact is you can get arrested for taking photos of police officers. You knew? I sure didn’t…
I will tell you even if you are not interested.
This all started with my new art assignment all well and good, until someone gets arrested or killed, they send us out with SLR cameras and tell us to take photos of people in their environments.
Sure go ahead take photos of stranger but only if they give you permission, Once again this is all well and good if you’re not totally terrified of talking to people who one look scary and two act fucking insane and may in fact be a serial killer; because you don’t choose normal people to photograph, because that is stupid and they are let’s face it not all that interesting, but when you find someone having an in depth conversation with themselves we all get a little excited, until you have to talk to them.
I don’t know about you but I seem to end up talking myself out of many things that in the long run probably would have been better than the thing I choose to do. For example I tell myself no don’t go find a key, just climb through the laundry window and get stuck. Because that’s what every sane person does.
I have also found that I talk to myself not like crazy talking with hand actions, but just conversations with different voices for the different individuals taking part. I often use these conversations to decide what to do, like climb through very small windows. But let me just explain I don’t just talk to anyone and not just myself. I talk to people I think may be able to help me, like Batman or Jesus and even Arthur (you may not know Arthur but he is the main character of a Garth Nix series); just people who can help.
So I go out and start to take photos of strangers, but I make sure I am well hidden and I won’t get caught, because I am not that stupid. Then I start to think “what if I do get caught?” and I realize I would have no idea what I would actually do. So I ask “What would Arthur do?” which doesn’t really help since Arthur is kind of a scardey cat and is sometimes kinda useless. And the only solution I can find is; don’t get caught which is probably the same thing that is going through every self respecting stalkers head, and If I do try talk myself out of it Stalking…Me? No! I would never stalk anyone.
At this moment in time I haven’t been able to get any good shots of people doing crazy things or even interesting things, they all just seem to be walking or breathing the usual boring things of everyday life. But I am not giving up since I do not want to fail my assignment and flunk all my schooling years and the small chance I could one day become an artist if I ever so choose.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.