My Horoscopes; Only The Good Ones

I am An Aries; if you didn't already Know...
- While talking politics at a cocktail party, you will accidentally admit you did not know that America was an actual country.
- Doing a runner from a restaurant can make you feel so alive. Better yet, run from the restaurant into a taxi. Then do a runner from the taxi.
-You’ll meet an attractive stranger and offer to walk her home, only to discover she lives 1500km away. The walk will kill you both.
-Don’t let the fact that your soul mate is a fictional character discourage you in your quest for love. Your friends may laugh at you behind your back, but hey, they always did.
-A pet can be wonderful company. This week, buy a pet, but choose wisely. Never buy an animal that is big enough to actually eat you.
-It's hard not to take it personally when the 24-hour convenience store closes only when you approach. Try losing the balaclava this week for a fresh, new outlook.
-Aries are often hindered by suspicion that people are gossiping about them. Cast these worries aside the stars confirm that they are. Congrats: no more paranoia!
-They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you'll find that a single bullet will actually keep the doctor away permanently. I'm just saying...
-Never apologise for anything, even if you are clearly in the wrong. People will respect you for it, even if they also hate you. Sorry.

Just Some Quotes

Talent is unlimited, Fame is universal. Fear is obsolete, failure is not an option.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Do you know what is totally embarrassing?

· Pretending to talk on your phone, when it rings
· Tripping down a flight of stairs, then spilling your noodles
· After spilling your noodles getting hit in the head by a pencil case throne in your direction
· Continuing to talk to someone even though they have left the room
· Singing along to music no one else can hear
· When you're sick and you sneeze really loudly in public
· When your speaking to someone you have just met and you have to repeat something and no one understands
· When you need something and you can't find it even though it is right in front of your face
· Dancing really badly when you think no one else is there, then some comes in and sees you
· When you make a joke but nobody thinks it is really funny
· When you laugh at yourself
· When you try not to cough or sneeze and you look really pained
· When you have a laughing fit in public and everyone looks at you
· When you forget what you are saying half way through you sentence
· When you remember something in public and you say it really loudly
· The TC group
· When you are so tired that you laugh at everything
· When you are so tired that you laugh at everything and someone tells you something really sad and you laugh at them (for example someone tells you that their grandma just died)
· When you sit on a chair and it creaks really loudly
· When you're in public and you go to the toilet in your stockings (don't ask)
· When you're walking around and you're nappy starts falling apart (once again don't ask)
· When you turn around and run into a wall
· When somebody is teasing you when you're in the room
· When you're talking to someone and they make a joke and you don't get it
· When your blonde and someone makes a comment about all blondes being dumb and you tell them that not all blondes are dumb, then you turn around and run into a wall
· When you're laughing at someone and you walk into a wall
· Swearing when a teacher is standing behind you
· Swearing to a tune
· When you say something about someone when they are behind you
· When you don't want to be friends with someone and they just don't get it
· Jesse McCartney
· Bad photos
· People seeing bad photos of you
· Leather pants

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