Alexandra Louise.: These are the things that scare the shit out of me

My Horoscopes; Only The Good Ones

I am An Aries; if you didn't already Know...
- While talking politics at a cocktail party, you will accidentally admit you did not know that America was an actual country.
- Doing a runner from a restaurant can make you feel so alive. Better yet, run from the restaurant into a taxi. Then do a runner from the taxi.
-You’ll meet an attractive stranger and offer to walk her home, only to discover she lives 1500km away. The walk will kill you both.
-Don’t let the fact that your soul mate is a fictional character discourage you in your quest for love. Your friends may laugh at you behind your back, but hey, they always did.
-A pet can be wonderful company. This week, buy a pet, but choose wisely. Never buy an animal that is big enough to actually eat you.
-It's hard not to take it personally when the 24-hour convenience store closes only when you approach. Try losing the balaclava this week for a fresh, new outlook.
-Aries are often hindered by suspicion that people are gossiping about them. Cast these worries aside the stars confirm that they are. Congrats: no more paranoia!
-They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you'll find that a single bullet will actually keep the doctor away permanently. I'm just saying...
-Never apologise for anything, even if you are clearly in the wrong. People will respect you for it, even if they also hate you. Sorry.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

These are the things that scare the shit out of me

These are the things that scare the shit out of me:
· CLOWNS!
· Man eating Clowns
· Shadows
· Man eating Shadows
· Statues
· Man eating Statues
· Zombies
· Man eating Zombies
· Mirrors
· Man eating Mirrors
· Postmen
· Man eating Postmen
· Aliens
· Man eating Aliens
· Windows
· Man eating Windows
· People in Windows
· Man eating People in Windows
· Reflections
· Man eating Reflections
· Bad Luck
· Man eating Bad Luck
· Vents
· Man eating Vents
· Cannibal Ghosts
· Man eating Cannibal Ghosts
· Lamingtons
· Man eating Lamingtons
· Jesse McCartney
· Man eating Jesse McCartney's
· Demons
· Man eating Demons
· Leather Pants
· Man eating Leather Pants
· Killer bees
· Man eating Killer Bees
· Trees at night
· Man eating Trees at night
· Rabbits
· Man eating Rabbits
· Romance novels
· Man eating Romance Novels
· Bad movies
· Man eating Bad movies
· Reevers
· Man eating Reevers
· Drowning
· Man eating Drowning
· Burning Alive
· Man eating Burning Alive
· Getting crushed but a vending machine
· Getting crushed by a Man eating vending machine
Thats about all...ok you may say that some of these are totally Irational, but i bet you are scared of most of these things as well

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I Thought I would Just Let You Know That This Is A Blog About What Ever I Am Thinking About At The Time And What Is Happening In My Life...
Hi, i just have to say that i really appreicate you coming all this way to read my blog, well that is if anyone is actually reading my blog, i really hope people are reading my blog.
And i hope you have fun reading if you are, and i just want you to know that what i write about is my personal view of things and you don't have to agree with anything if you don't want to, but i am not saying that you shouldn't agree if you do. Ok now that i have rambled on for a suffincent amount of time i will leave.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

Revelation Chapter 6

Illness: Revelation chapter 6 Vs 2
And I Saw, and behold a white horse;
And that sat on him had a bow;
And a crown was given unto him;
And he went forth conquering,
And to conquer.

War: Chapter 6 Vs 4
And there went out another horse that was red;
And the power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth,
And that they should kill one another;
And there was given unto him a great sword.

Famine: Chapter 6 Vs 5 and 6
And I beheld and to a black horse;
And be that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beast say,
A measure of wheat for a penny,
And three measures of barley for a penny;
And see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

Death: Chapter 6 Vs 8
I looked,
And I beheld a pale horse:
And his name that sat on him was death,
And hell followed with him.

Coverstaions from my life...

[Rob] "I can draw monkeys, monkeys are my thing..."

{Andrew} "Whats wrong with your thing?"

[Rob] "Monkeys"

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{Sister} "You Made Me Kick You..."

[Me] "Yeah i held you at gun-point till you kicked me..."

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{Me} "The Table hates you..."

[Rob] "Well maybe i will get lucky later..."

{Me} "Yeah once you pass out on it."

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[Rob] "I love my cheese."

{Father} "Hmmm it's ok..."

[Rob] "Yeah it's not that great."

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{Me} "Whats going on?"

[Sister] "Your dirty, Your a Fool; Your a dirty fool!"

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{Me} "Ow i hit the wall"

[Sister] "Eh you're on my kneecap!"

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{Me} "Ah there's a bug..."

[Sister] "Is his name Santa?"

{Me} "No, ah bug i don't like you that way!"

{Me} "Wait where did it go?"

[Sister] "Back to the North Pole of course."

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[Sister] "Where's my hug?"

{Me} "I gave you one."

[Sister] "yeah like 20 minutes ago"

{Me} i then Stole her blanket...

[Sister] "Ahhh i'm so exposed my pants are showing."

My Favourite Song At This Time - Books and Letters by The Morning Light

With your head held high,
Pretend that you're alright without me.
And I'm better now that I'm without your fears.
And I'll write this down, sound it out.
And pretend there's something more left in your town.

I'll sit through months away from home without you.And 4,000 miles away is all I need,
For you to realize what you need.
But you're clean cut and exposed,
And I've never felt more at home.
But I'll pretend there's something more left in your town.

I'm falling in and out of love,
Finally stopping what we were made of.
"Oh, you're done."
By summer I'll have you on your knees,
Come August and you'll lie right through your teeth.
And it's oh so typical but what I need.

I'm writing books through letters,
That I'm sure you'll never read.
I'm searching through a postcard,
To find any trace of me.
But you've traded thoughts of me,
For this new life that comes cheap.
And I can only pray it falls beneath your feet.

I'm falling in and out of love,
Finally stopping what we were made of.
"Oh, you're done."
By summer I'll have you on your knees,
Come August and you'll lie right through your teeth.
And it's oh so typical but what I need.

You're done it's just what I need,
Your violent attempts to come clean.

I'm falling in and out of love,
Finally stopping what we were made of.
"Oh, you're done."
By summer I'll have you on your knees,
Come August and you'll lie right through your teeth.
And it's oh so typical but what I need.

"You're done."
It's just what I need

Alexandra Louise.

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These are the things that scare the shit out of me

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