My Horoscopes; Only The Good Ones

I am An Aries; if you didn't already Know...
- While talking politics at a cocktail party, you will accidentally admit you did not know that America was an actual country.
- Doing a runner from a restaurant can make you feel so alive. Better yet, run from the restaurant into a taxi. Then do a runner from the taxi.
-You’ll meet an attractive stranger and offer to walk her home, only to discover she lives 1500km away. The walk will kill you both.
-Don’t let the fact that your soul mate is a fictional character discourage you in your quest for love. Your friends may laugh at you behind your back, but hey, they always did.
-A pet can be wonderful company. This week, buy a pet, but choose wisely. Never buy an animal that is big enough to actually eat you.
-It's hard not to take it personally when the 24-hour convenience store closes only when you approach. Try losing the balaclava this week for a fresh, new outlook.
-Aries are often hindered by suspicion that people are gossiping about them. Cast these worries aside the stars confirm that they are. Congrats: no more paranoia!
-They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you'll find that a single bullet will actually keep the doctor away permanently. I'm just saying...
-Never apologise for anything, even if you are clearly in the wrong. People will respect you for it, even if they also hate you. Sorry.

Just Some Quotes

Talent is unlimited, Fame is universal. Fear is obsolete, failure is not an option.

Don’t take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Everyone, Go In To Lockdown

Hello again.
I think it is my responsibility to tell you all how stupid my school is even if you don’t know what school that is.
I mean they have suddenly gotten all scared about intruders and Lockdown practice after that stabbing incident at Lorries. I mean no one knows when it is going to happen. But my school has decided that we all need to know what is going to happen if our school goes into Lockdown.
And don’t get me wrong this is all understandable but is just the way they are going about it. I mean they don’t think we understand that if there is someone in the school that we don’t go and investigate. I mean how stupid do they think we are.
And I just found out that if we are out and about in the school when they call a lockdown that we are to make our way to a designated area for the section of the school. One of them is if we are in the open grass oval of our school we are to make our way to the top of a three level building; because that’s safe, I mean because an intruder can’t make their way up a couple of staircases.
And I was thinking what would they say if an intruder was in the school? Would they sound an alarm or would they use some sort of code word? And so I voiced my question, and the answer was they would say ‘There is an intruder in the school, every one go into lockdown’, I mean how subtle is that!?’
I mean because an intruder isn’t going to get that one, they aren’t going to understand that we know they’re there. I mean don’t you think that you would want them to think that everything Is fine so you can call the police and they can get like I don’t know caught? Because that is what I would do.
I just don’t understand what is going on in there thick fucking heads. And they were saying that if you get approached you should run, “No way I didn’t even think of trying to get away”, I mean really what do they think we are going to do walk over to them ask them out for dinner? They are so stupid!
Well I think I have finished ranting for the time being, but I will always be back.

Xoxo Alexandra Louise.

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